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psychoanalyze

jump to conclusions, assume you know someone's mind or true motivations based on very limited evidence. Often used in a negative sense.
Julie: "I'd never date someone who doesn't eat cheese -- he's probably one of those judgmental health nuts."
Jaden: "Whoa, no need to psychoanalyze him! Maybe he just doesn't like the taste."

Louie: "It's been 6 minutes since she last texted. Do you think I said something wrong??"
Aiden: "Dude, calm down. You don't need to psychoanalyze everything she does..."
by CharmanderKabobs September 12, 2021
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psychoanalyze

when someone is over-analyzing a situation and sounding psychotic when explaining what they think.
Girl: “She thinks her whole family is out to get her..”

Boy: “She’s starting to psychoanalyze everything like a crazy person, poor girl”
by Hubolts January 12, 2022
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psychoanalysis

1) Freudian masturbation
2) Set of very strange ideas about female sexality (I mean penis envy - come on!)
3) Some pretty strange ideas about male sexuality (for example: why you fancied your Mum)
4) The reason your childhood has ruined the rest of your life
Psychoanalysis showed us how Hans fear of horses was because he wanted his father out of the way so that he could crack onto his Mother!
by James R. March 12, 2006
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psychoanalyzed

Past tense of psychoanalyze: to jump to conclusions, assume you know someone's mind or true motivations with very limited evidence
Mallory: "Then she was like, 'He seriously likes kale? I'm guessing he drives a Prius, too.'"
Mick: "Psychoanalyzed me, eh? What an idiot."

Valerie: "He's always acting like he's smarter than everyone. Talking about what they REALLY think when they do this or that."
Vic: "Yeah, he psychoanalyzed me on day 1. I told him to knock it off or I'd knock him out."
by CharmanderKabobs September 12, 2021
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psychoanalysis

The ability to use one's psychology in order to practice anal sex with a partner
Don't worry, it doesn't hurt, I will psychoanalyze you with care
Where are you going? I don't need psychoanalysis!
He became a great psychoanalyst after years and years of experience
by Apollo12 May 13, 2011
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psychoanalyzed

This is what is a process that is carried out by a psychiatrist prior to a person being declared sane or insane, a person undergoing psychoanalyst usually has a reason, which means most people who are psychoanalyzed if found sane still have some BIGGG problems or as they call it in the biz some "issues" goin on upstairs.
Guy: dude i red on your ex's xanga she was gettin psychoanalyzed. that shits fucked up
Me: o damn that enplanes a lot.
Guy: is that why she keeps calling you
Me: i guess so, i mean i haven't called her back in 2 years.
Guy: yep
by Steveopolos April 9, 2007
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