POLESPLSEAT is a sports commentary personality on X, formerly Twitter, who is involved with the Chicago Bears fanbase.
He is known for relentlessly bodying the cult of Justin Fields which includes middle aged men and high schoolers alike.
He has never had an incorrect football take and his draft analysis is infallible.
Reports state that he enjoys bodybuilding, having copious amounts of sex, and working at his high-profile investment banking job.
He is known for relentlessly bodying the cult of Justin Fields which includes middle aged men and high schoolers alike.
He has never had an incorrect football take and his draft analysis is infallible.
Reports state that he enjoys bodybuilding, having copious amounts of sex, and working at his high-profile investment banking job.
Bears fan 1: Dude, did you see POLESPLSEAT body illwill again?
Bears fan 2: Yeah bro, can't believe that old ass man keeps trying to come at my glorious king like that.
Bears fan 3: SHUT UP YOU RAC1ST HATERS!! FIELDS IS H1M
POLESPLSEAT: Fields just took another sack while you typed that. Caleb will be here soon.
Everyone: OHHHHH OWN THAT CULTIST!!!
Bears fan 2: Yeah bro, can't believe that old ass man keeps trying to come at my glorious king like that.
Bears fan 3: SHUT UP YOU RAC1ST HATERS!! FIELDS IS H1M
POLESPLSEAT: Fields just took another sack while you typed that. Caleb will be here soon.
Everyone: OHHHHH OWN THAT CULTIST!!!
by CalebWilliamsFan December 20, 2023
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