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A variation of PINGAS! Spoken with a bizarre twist to imply humor and/or insertion into the AINGUSH! Must be spoken as an exclamation regardless of placement within a sentence.
TOUCH... MY... PINGUSH!!!

Do not MOLESHT! my PINGUSH!

I want to put my PINGUSH! into her AINGUSH!
PINGUSH! by Saint_Sinner August 7, 2011
Words you can keep

Tingus Pingus 

Michael Rappaports creation of Kristaps Porzingus. He is one of the tallest NBA players and is a great person to know in the bedroom. Big forehead, Big meat
“What the fuck did they do, who the fuck is this, Who the fuck is Tingus Pingus, I’ve never heard of a fucking Lativiva, you stupid mother fuckers you!”
Tingus Pingus by Tingus February 2, 2019

intern pincushion 

An intern that has been passed around the office for sex. Usually refers to a political intern for a government official.
"Wow, she is hot!" said the gentleman from the Texas representative.

"She's an intern pincushion so have at 'er," his republikkklan friend responded.
intern pincushion by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

Pingus Man

A super hero who is half penis, half pickle and his ball skin stretches out to be his arms. He shoots white acid skeet from his head.
1. "oh look here comes pingus man"
2."try not to steal anything, pingus man might be around"
Pingus Man by pingus34567 December 30, 2012
A word that vile band kids scream to express agony, loss or any form of arousal.
band kid 1: it's wednesday my dudes *t poses* damn my mom forgot to pack me my choccy milk
band kid 2: PINGUS
Pingus by PingusLings69420 July 9, 2020

pincushion medicine 

A pincushion is a person who is addicted to heroin, they have been jabbed with countless needles therefore pincushion medicine is the heroin itself.
Layne Staley, the heroin addicted lead singer for Alice in Chains wrote in his song 'Hate to Feel' -
"gotta get
Pincushion medicine
Used to be curious
Now the shit's sustenance", referring to heroin.
:)

pinushka 

A pinushka is a bald woman that likes to cut trees.
My girlfriend and I were making out in the woods and all of a sudden a fucking pinushka came out of nowere and started cutting trees!
pinushka by Thomas Ferguson April 22, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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