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That girl had two pimples on her chest. She sure didn't need a bra.
pimples by RexGibson March 18, 2004
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PIMPLES is an acronym standing for a Person In Medicine, Politics, Linguistics, Economics, Science

These are the people that run society as we know it. They are essential to our lives, yet no one cares. They are normal people who lead really boring lives. You never see them on the news because they hardly ever do anything noteworthy or entertaining. In general, with a few exceptions, they are really boring people and have no sense of humor.

keep in mind that this does not describe really unique awesome people in these trades who are revolutionizing their field. This term is reserved for average Joes who get stuck and go nowhere in life.
Jesse: have you decided whether to attend Design School in the fall?
James: I think I would make more money and be able to give back to society as a Lawyer so I am heading down the liberal arts route. Art is for poor people anyway.

Jesse: great, now even my most interesting friend is a PIMPLES.
PIMPLES by Haxolither July 22, 2009
A group of pimps. One or more pimps in a small vacinity.
Did you see those pimples at the Players Ball? They were outta sight! Pimpin hoes nationwide!
Pimples by Megaguiris June 19, 2021

Party Pimples 

The small pimples on someone’s face usually around the mouth or chin caused by cum. They can also be located near the ass or vagina. They are found on porn stars and sluts alike. Chicks with these tell tale signs will love to party, thus the name party pimples.
Check out that chicks chin, it’s covered with party pimples I know she will let you cum in her mouth or on her face.
Party Pimples by Beavis812many August 23, 2009

poop pimples 

Zits on the butt.An adult form of diaper rash.Most likely caused by swamp ass. AKA- assne
I was looking at naked chicks on the internet and this one gross fat lady had poop pimples up and down her butt crack.
poop pimples by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

pubic DEATH pimples 

THIS IS A PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHEEZE WIZ

After attempting to shave ones pubic region with a FACERAZOR, one notices in horror while "smacking little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear," "shimmying up and down the pole of love," or "touching ones self at night," that yesterday while taking a sensual shower the razor's unwanted blade caused irritation to the groin thus impregnating it with festering fireworks of pussy pimples.... as a result of poor hygiene the pimples become itchy, pussing little bitch devils of the pubis. God's final act of torture is the itchy chode!!!

EXAMPLES:
*me.
*bill clinton.
*barney the purple pedeophilic dino

The best remedy for said pubic DEATH pimples, is to mix cheese wiz and conola oil to a gooey batterey mixture, and to apply said mixture to crotch 2-3 times per day. trust me, it works. don't ask. if this doesn't work, you have genetal herpes, not Pubic DEATH pimples.



Corn Pimples 

When one removes his meat sword from his partners fart tank- and discovers he has little beads of shit on his shaft. He now has Corn Pimples!
After getting my mud nut in this beotches ass- I realized her grippers had left little Corn Pimples on my dick.
Corn Pimples by Joey November 25, 2003
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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