PHEWMONIA
PHEWMONIA by Collecadebt January 1, 2012
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pork sword pneumonia
The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.
I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!
pork sword pneumonia by Truckertittycity January 26, 2018
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pneumoniac
An individual with maniacal symptoms of pneumonia. A hacking cougher that keeps you awake all night, causing you to be an insomniac. Alternate spelling: pneumaniac.
Woman, you kept me awake all night with your cough! Stop being such a pneumoniac and get that checked out!
pneumoniac by S. Lance December 19, 2009
Pneumonia
Lung inflammation caused by bacterial or viral infection, in which the air sacs fill with pus and may become solid. Inflammation may affect both lungs, one lung, or only certain lobes.
Pneumonia is a curable bacterial disease in which changes your air sacs to normal air sacs into fluid-filled air sacs in which you won't be able to breath as good as you can without Pneumonia.
Signs and symptoms of pneumonia may include:
Chest pain when you breathe or cough.
Confusion or changes in mental awareness (in adults age 65 and older)
Cough, which may produce phlegm.
Fatigue.
Fever, sweating and shaking chills.
Ways you can get pneumonia include:
Bacteria and viruses living in your nose, sinuses, or mouth may spread to your lungs.
You may breathe some of these germs directly into your lungs.
You breathe in (inhale) food, liquids, vomit, or fluids from the mouth into your lungs
Pneumonia is a curable bacterial disease in which changes your air sacs to normal air sacs into fluid-filled air sacs in which you won't be able to breath as good as you can without Pneumonia.
Signs and symptoms of pneumonia may include:
Chest pain when you breathe or cough.
Confusion or changes in mental awareness (in adults age 65 and older)
Cough, which may produce phlegm.
Fatigue.
Fever, sweating and shaking chills.
Ways you can get pneumonia include:
Bacteria and viruses living in your nose, sinuses, or mouth may spread to your lungs.
You may breathe some of these germs directly into your lungs.
You breathe in (inhale) food, liquids, vomit, or fluids from the mouth into your lungs
"Pneumonia", the doctor said, confirming Alex's fears. I've seen you knocked to your knees with pneumonia, grief and a sick husband, but you always come right back up fighting. He says he thinks he has a cold, but the doctor told me he could get pneumonia real easy.
Pneumonia by Joey The Bro March 4, 2019
Hillary Clinton Pneumonia
"Didn't you just tell me you had a bad case of Pneumonia an hour ago? You seem perfectly healthy now."
"It turns out that it was actually just Hillary Clinton Pneumonia!"
"It turns out that it was actually just Hillary Clinton Pneumonia!"
Hillary Clinton Pneumonia by Ghetto Oregonian October 11, 2016
pto pneumonia
Pneumonia that happens suddenly when you no longer have PTO hours, but have sick days remaining. Can last for weeks at a time, however always sequential spawning from initial call out. Frequently occurring during peak times (winter holidays, football season, spring holidays, summer holidays)
pto pneumonia by Concerned employee November 10, 2019
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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