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Pb and J sandwich 

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.
Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”

PB AND J SANDWICH 

WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A HUMAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS IN AN EXTREME FASHION WHICH CAUSES THE SAID HUMAN TO SHIT THEMSLEVES. YOU WERE PREPARED AND YOU HAVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD.....ONE WITH JELLEY ON IT. YOU CATCH THE SHIT ON THE OTHER SLICE OF BREAD....SLAP THEM TOGETHER....THROW THEM IN A BAGGIE AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.
THAT SUCKS THAT MY DAD ATE MY LEFTOVER PB AND J SANDWICH.
PB AND J SANDWICH by HUGESET D February 5, 2009

PBJ Sandwich 

When a girl is peeing (P) on the toilet giving a guy a blow job (BJ)
Stand infront of me and I will give you a PBJ Sandwich.
PBJ Sandwich by EPotB January 16, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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