A coveted piece of audio gear used by music industry douchebags to give a mix some balls. It is often rented out to producers and new artists to experiment with.
The interns all say that Nick's P3N1S comes with a fastrelease.
P3N15 is the letters and numbers(in what some call "Leet speak" or "1337 speak") for penis.
-0mg 101z, l1k3 u h4v3 a p3n15!
-Translation: Omg lols, like you have a penis!
-For the old folks: Oh my goodness hahahaha, it has come to my attention that you do not have a penis!