P3N15 is the letters and numbers(in what some call "Leet speak" or "1337 speak") for penis.
-0mg 101z, l1k3 u h4v3 a p3n15!
-Translation: Omg lols, like you have a penis!
-For the old folks: Oh my goodness hahahaha, it has come to my attention that you do not have a penis!
A club that can only be joined by writing "I love Pen15" on your forearm.
Person 1: Hey! Are you in the club?
Person 2: What club?
Person 1: The pen15 club!
Person 2: Cool! How do I join?
Person 1: Just write "I love Pen15" in your arm!
Person 2: *Writes* Oh shit.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.