P.L.F. 

Post Lunch Fatty

Bro P.L.F. after this?

P.L.F. by reedisgay January 30, 2009

e.P.I.L.F.any 

a sudden realization of a person you'd like to have sex with

I was walking down the street when i had an e.P.I.L.F.any of my friends mom.

e.P.I.L.F.any by grappler119 November 8, 2009

P.I.L.F. 

"President I'd like to fuck." - Finally women will be able to use ilf-isms with style and class.

Future President of the United States Barack Obama is the P.I.L.F. of my dreams.

P.I.L.F. by Watt Evers June 12, 2008

P.I.L.F 

Politician I'd Like to Fuck

Which P.I.L.F. is the hottest, Sarah Palin or Christine O'Donnell?

P.I.L.F by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 23, 2010

P.I.L.F 

Pupil (Student) I Like Fuckin'

My classmate is a P.I.L.F

P.I.L.F by City+Rapers February 21, 2011

P.I.L.F. 

Priest I'd Like to Fuck

An internationally known Catholic priest sometimes called "Father Oprah" has been removed from his posts in Florida after published photos showed that the P.I.L.F. was lying down bare-chested in an embrace with a woman on a beach.

P.I.L.F. by mssheen13 May 6, 2009

P.I.L.F. 

Parent I’d Like to Fuck. Gender-neutral term for M.I.L.F/D.I.L.F.

Person A: Yo dude look at that… wait what gender are they?
Person B: IDK but they’re definitely a P.I.L.F.

P.I.L.F. by FirstThimgsSeconds June 13, 2021