P.I.L.F 

Politician I'd Like to Fuck

Which P.I.L.F. is the hottest, Sarah Palin or Christine O'Donnell?

P.I.L.F by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 23, 2010

P.I.L.F 

Pupil (Student) I Like Fuckin'

My classmate is a P.I.L.F

P.I.L.F by City+Rapers February 21, 2011

P.I.L.F 

Prince I'd like to fuck.

This term has recently gotten much attention due to all of the handsome princes at Kate Middleton's wedding to Prince William.

"Well William may be married, but Prince Harry is a P.I.L.F.

P.I.L.F by Lulu tink May 22, 2011

P.I.L.F 

Prince I'd like to fuck.

Prince Charming is a P.I.L.F.

P.I.L.F by Hedij May 26, 2011

P.I.L.F 

Princess I'd Like to Fuck.

Princess Kate Middleton is such a P.I.L.F

P.I.L.F by P.I.L.F May 21, 2011

P.I.L.F 

a variation of MILF or DILF but rather parent i’d like to fuck for someone with alternative pronouns to he/him or she/him

they are such a P.I.L.F

P.I.L.F by epicswagmaster February 23, 2021

P.I.L.F. 

"President I'd like to fuck." - Finally women will be able to use ilf-isms with style and class.

Future President of the United States Barack Obama is the P.I.L.F. of my dreams.

P.I.L.F. by Watt Evers June 12, 2008