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Paid In My Absence. P.I.M.A happens to people who are bosses. Even in their absence from work he or she still gets paid.
I still got P.I.M.A even though I wasn’t at work.
P.I.M.A by Goat4576 March 17, 2020

I'm a p.i.m.p. 

stating that u urself iz a pimp
I Dont Know What U heard About Me But A bitch Can't get a dolla out of me Cuz I'm a muthafuckin P.I.M.P
I'm a p.i.m.p. by D-Block January 20, 2004

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS
Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d. 

Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick
Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way

i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

Blueface baby: I put my dick in a bag of doritos!!!
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Random person: i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d