n. 1. Someone who waxes poetic primarily when drunk on cheap beer. 2. Someone who imagines himself as such, but is only annoying the shit out of all his friends.
Lucy: "David, I don't know why you have to drink so much Jagermeister and then talk fucking nonsense."
David: "I have to Goddammit, I'm a poet!"
Rob: "Yes. A regular P.B.R. Shelley."
David: "I have to Goddammit, I'm a poet!"
Rob: "Yes. A regular P.B.R. Shelley."
by I have to goddammit I'm a poet December 15, 2008
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People from the west coast us this to identify someone that rolls good blunts; joints etc...
People from the west coast us this to identify someone that rolls good blunts; joints etc...
Him: yo why is there P.B.R on your bio?
Her: oh it stands for “Professional Blunt Roller”
Him: your kidding right lmfaooooo!??!!?
Her: oh it stands for “Professional Blunt Roller”
Him: your kidding right lmfaooooo!??!!?
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