Pătrășcanie 

1. An overly dramatic or obviously fake excuse given to avoid plans with friends, typically involving mundane tasks like eating, "urgent" errands, or mysterious obligations.
2. A habitual pattern of bailing on social activities under the guise of importance.

He said he had to reorganize his sock drawer instead of joining us — classic pătrășcanie.

We were all ready to play, but Patrasc pulled another pătrășcanie.

Pătrășcanie by Jumper75 June 8, 2025

Parasanience 

Parasanience is a disorder thats usually self-diagnosed and means paradoxes, sanity, and sentience, If you would like to become slightly Parasanient like me then keep reading, otherwise..Save your sanity and read a different defiinition.

Symptoms will usually include:

Depression, feeling like the world is fake, knowing that even if you knew if the world was fake or not that it wouldn't matter, thinking that the opposite happens of what your thinking, noticing more coincidinces than normal, feeling there's not enough time in life and being afraid of unknown scenarios after death, realizing there is no fully functional meaning to life (other than fun), thinking of what your saying resulting in paradox, and thinking of parting from this reality because you think it's fake.

If you believe you have been Parasanient before please email me: "[e-mail]",

and I, Ezekiel David Ross - age 13 on April 8th, 2021
Believe that,

I have full Parasanience.

Parasanience by ENDA_DUDE April 8, 2021