Oxford, NY

A town near Binghamton, NY where all the scumbags live. Everyone is on a different drug and no one brushes their teeth. The only choices of food are Hoppies and pizza. If you go to the Dollar General, you'll most likely meet a few crackheads.

"Hey Nicole, you're goin' to Oxford, NY? Make sure you don't step on a crack pipe!"

Oxford, NY by Celerysucker May 15, 2018

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Oxford, NY

6/10. Low key mid. The best part is hoppies and the Spanish teachers. None of the guys are hot.

Girl no1.: hey ur really hot and smexy. R u from Oxford, NY?

Hot, smexy guy: nah.(Rosa parks, 1951) no guy in Oxford is hot. The girls are all tens tho.

Oxford, NY by What should my pseudonym be? October 28, 2023

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Oxford NY

Oxford is a terrible place to live unless you're on drugs. there is a drug house on every block. everyone is either on drugs or a theater kid.

person 1: are you on drugs?

person 2: no just a theater kid in Oxford Ny

Oxford NY by iloveboks October 28, 2023

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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