Oxford, NY

A town near Binghamton, NY where all the scumbags live. Everyone is on a different drug and no one brushes their teeth. The only choices of food are Hoppies and pizza. If you go to the Dollar General, you'll most likely meet a few crackheads.

"Hey Nicole, you're goin' to Oxford, NY? Make sure you don't step on a crack pipe!"

Oxford, NY by Celerysucker May 15, 2018

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Oxford, NY

6/10. Low key mid. The best part is hoppies and the Spanish teachers. None of the guys are hot.

Girl no1.: hey ur really hot and smexy. R u from Oxford, NY?

Hot, smexy guy: nah.(Rosa parks, 1951) no guy in Oxford is hot. The girls are all tens tho.

Oxford, NY by What should my pseudonym be? October 28, 2023

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Oxford NY

Oxford is a terrible place to live unless you're on drugs. there is a drug house on every block. everyone is either on drugs or a theater kid.

person 1: are you on drugs?

person 2: no just a theater kid in Oxford Ny

Oxford NY by iloveboks October 28, 2023

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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