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Owltism is autism, combined with several mental diseases, and/or other mental disorders. Owltism originates from forums.owlgaming.net
There is a strong correlation between a low IQ and or mental disorders, social anxiety within the spectrum of Owltism.

An individual with Owltism usually refrains from using logical reasoning and is an active user of logical fallacies, such as ad hominem, straw man attacks, etc. Furthermore, they have a higher tendency of being keyboard warriors, when in reality they are either morbidly obese or have no friends, and thus have a strong urge for displaying aggressive behavior towards individuals on the internet. The reason behind this odd behavior is still being researched, but recent research all points towards, that these individuals attempt to display masculinity because of their persona, as well as physical appearance, lack it.
Damn dude, you must be suffering from Owltism.

Damn, why are you so insecure, are you suffering from Owltism?
Owltism by OwlMachiavelli September 13, 2016
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Oglitterate 

(verb): The intentional process of applying sparkly objects (glitter/sequins/bedazzles/unicorn poop) to your body/your outfit as an accessory.

Used to introduce an element of klass or obstensive wealth.
"We are meeting at the Finishing-School before the 'Rainbow Glitter Magic Sparkle Party' to listen to music, have a cocktail and generally oglitterate ourselves. It's not a thing."
Oglitterate by The Oglitterator March 31, 2013
The Owl House fandom on Twitter. Twt in this context is short for Twitter. While the Owl House is a great show, the fandom is not. All they do is cancel people, bully others, and call everything ableist while making fancams of the characters set to Mitski songs and saying that Amity uses it/xe/bun/fae pronouns.

They all pretend to have ADHD for attention, but none of them actually have it and think being ADHD or autism only encompasses having “hyperfixations” and needing dumbass tone tags and trigger warnings.
Normal person: I’m new to owltwt! My favorite episode is The Intruder. I don’t like Wing It Like Witches
Crystal: Tw // ableism. As one of the leaders of owltwt, disliking Wing It Like Witches is ableist because a lot of neurodivergent people are hyperfixated on it. Considered yourself cancelled and your username a trigger. /srs /neg

Normal person: Bruh I-
owltwt by tomatotown March 31, 2021

oblitaplastered 

oblitaplastered is a combination of "obliterated" and "plastered"...typically when referencing a level of intoxication.
Brandon - "Dude. I was oblitaplastered at that party last night!"
oblitaplastered by AMarie0908 December 18, 2010

Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) 

Previously known as VSTF (Vandalism Spam Task Force), SOAP is a made up of bunch of maniacs who love to global block absolutely innocent people. Just as their name suggests, this team acts without thinking and they global block TOTALLY INNOCENT PEOPLE along with the criminals, just like how soap water kills normal cells with the pathogens.
The whole Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) team is like a self-exploding bomb in the battlefield that you cannot launch and cannot escape from, which you can only hopelessly stare at while its timer goes down, slowly but steadily...
\o-le-ta\: a beautiful woman sent from the heavens to fill hearts with happiness and love; described as ambrosial, delightful, and gentle; a kind of muse; a cure for loneliness
The key to a happy heart is Olita. I am never alone when my Olita is in my thoughts.
Olita by thisissway February 24, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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