Someone who comes up with obscure and almost unbelievably bad luck at injuring his body right before he would be needed for recruit training. Also for someone who needs constant supervison from other adults that he is not being shady while in your hom.
If I see Sonoma owen young'in his chores again, he'll lost his video game. He can get it back by not owen young'in his stories so much when no one really cares. Look that young man just owen young'd us call the cops.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.