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Ovulating 

When one performs at the lowest end of the spectrum
Damn nigga yous ovulating. This guy is so ovulating.
Ovulating by Big thorn nigga July 18, 2018

Perculating while ur ovulating 

To have sexx while ur on ur period
Example 1 : "don't be perculating while ur ovulating!"

example 2 : "are you gonna be perculating thiss weekend??"
"yeaa but I'm ovulating."
"ohh so you gone be perculating while ur ovlutaing?"
"pretty muchh!"

The Ovulating Monkey

Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.
Yo man what’s up with random?
Oh she’s just doing the ovulating monkey.

Female: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII
The Ovulating Monkey by Pweaw February 12, 2024
When a woman is particularly more attracted to a man and is really horny for the majority of this time
Ovulation is the middle of a female's monthly cycle
Ovulation by 001011010001 August 28, 2015

ovulationship 

when a girl breaks up with you and then tries to get you to impregnate her, you're in an ovulationship.
dang, i thought that girl really cared about me but it was just an ovulationship.
ovulationship by SkoobMcDoob November 24, 2020
The release of an egg from an ovary during the menstrual cycle.
Studies show women are more attracted to “macho” guys near ovulation. The rest of the month, they’re drawn to “good providers,” otherwise known as chumps.
ovulation by stealth17 February 1, 2006