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Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

Overtoast 

To overdose on toast. This can result in nausea and a feeling like toast is about to be squeezed out your ears. Like if something sad happened, you would cry toast. Too much toast.
wowwww, ive totally overtoasted, im gonna explode

toooo much toast, i think im gonna die of overtoast
Overtoast by hugh jears January 19, 2008

Overreastic 

Same thing at over dramatic but different spelling.
Omg your so overreastic.
Overreastic by casserole! April 26, 2022