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Oven sex 

oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.
Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex
Oven sex by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022
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Oven sex 

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
Oven sex by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

Dutch Oven Sex

When your pussy is so stanky that you have to keep the covers closed tight to prevent the smell from escaping.

You can touch, but you can’t see. 😎
Yesterday morning I had Dutch oven sex because my pussy was so stinky I couldn’t let it it out of the covers.

Sex oven 

A hot womans steamy, smoking vagina.
Hey baby,I'd like to put my pork roast in your sex oven.
Sex oven by Invoxicated November 14, 2009

sex in oven 

you wanna have sex in oven tonight? it's really nice
sex in oven by riktigt fet December 13, 2016

dutch oven sexy 

Some one that is uber hott , sexy as hell , or plain out damn fine
Tay Tay: Andrea you're dutch oven sexy

Andrea: you are tooo Tay Tay

Tay Tay: I love you SLUTface
dutch oven sexy by rarr&rawr December 9, 2008

sexy dutch oven 

When the female is giving oral sex and the male traps her between his thighs and absolutely rips ass.
I just gifted my girlfriend a sexy Dutch oven last night. She loved it!
sexy dutch oven by Dutchbaby December 23, 2021
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