ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Where do you live?
MAT: the outskirts of nowhere...
ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Lol why?
MAT: The middle of nowhere was too crowded!
BOTH: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Outskirts of Nowhere by artfoxMS April 6, 2015

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outport

a pussy lacrosse player who doesn’t want to practice but acts like he does. Lacrosse Term.

1: “dude why does he always jog around or even try at practice?”
2: “idk dude, he’s just an outport”

outport by CalebEatsAss September 10, 2020

Outspects

A combination of outcome and prespective. Used to describe someone's perspective of something and what they believe the outcome is.

1.Today, we went over the outspects of our performance.
2. Do you even want to know the outspects?

Outspects by Bexmadethis November 4, 2011

Outskirts

The areas around a city with chain restaurants or malls. Some people call the outskirts edge cities, satellite cities, suburbs, it's all a reference to similar areas.

He/she is from the outskirts of the city.

Outskirts by Solid Mantis November 10, 2019

outskirts

The outer portion of a woman's vagina; the labia minora

"I slipped my hand into her panties and she felt pretty wet at the outskirts."

outskirts by Rob Karnage June 14, 2006

outskirts

lesbians

women who are "out"

n. "us outskirts gotta stick together"

or

adj. "a few outskirt friends of mine are getting together later. Want to come?"

outskirts by ratdreams January 27, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026