You: Hey Corti, when will my payment come?
Corti: Bro give me 2 minutes!
*After 2 years*
You: Where is my money?
Corti: *No Answer*
You: Bro... You are really OutCorting...
Opinion Outpost is a web site where you fill out some surveys to earn money.There's been a lot of news about Opinion Outpost being scammers but there's no %100 right information about it.
Guy A:Dude,I won100$ on Opinion Outpost !
Guy B:You might be scammed mate,careful.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.