Out of my ass

A guess. An impulsive thought not worth consideration. A sarcastic remark about the origin of an item.

"I just pulled an idea out of my ass." "I pulled that theory out of my ass." "Where did i find it? I pulled it out of my ass."

by Undun May 21, 2015

Climb out of my ass

To stop being ridiculouse and to get off of someone's case and leave them alone and go back to the hole they crawled out of

Mom: "I don't like the lack of parental supervision.."

Selena "can you climb out of my ass??"

by Jdmhondacivic September 28, 2014

Shoot rainbows out of my ass

Extreme happiness beyond comprehension.

I'd like to meet new people (in person) and increase my social circles. If something clicks I'd like to get to know that person better in the name of dating. Eventually find eternal happiness and shoot rainbows out of my ass as I ride around on my unicorn for the rest of my life.

by Doc Molly February 26, 2015

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

by Silverlock March 30, 2009

pull a rabbit out of my ass

When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.

The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.

by knowman December 16, 2009

pissing out of my ass

Extreme diarrhea. Nearly pure fluid generally yellow or light brown that comes forth while attempting to shit but finding out you have this problem. Shit that actually is more like piss

Scott: "After we had that $4 all-you-can eat Chinese buffet last night, I woke up with massive stomach cramps. I went to the can and was pissing out of my ass."

Max: "yea, I had the same problem, I went to the can to take a leak, finished, fealt I had to shit, turned around, sat down and ended up pissing out of my ass!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Pull it out of my ass

When you have no time, are unprepared, or don't know what you're doing... You're pulling it out of your ass. Commonly used in situations where a person may have procrastinated or waited until the last minute to prepare anything, or is put in position where they must perform or answer questions on things they have no idea about.

My boss just came and asked me for a summary of customer info and I had to pull it out of my ass.

by Kat Smith August 21, 2007