Out Of Commision 

when something is not working, or out of service

"hey dude, is your computer fixed yet?"
"no, it's still out of commision."

Out Of Commision by Jup!73r February 13, 2021

out of commission 

When a person is unavailable, often because they are too busy, injured, or taken. Can also refer to objects that are broken and not yet fixed.

Harry won't be able to make my party; he says he's out of commission for the next couple of months due to work.

Dang it, I caught an STI. I guess I'm out of commission until I finish my course of antibiotics.

Ned's car is out of commission until he saves up enough money to fix it.

out of commission by floopedia December 19, 2022

put out of commission

When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis

Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?

put out of commission by FishFucker_69 March 12, 2023