8 definitions by Professor

lush

one who engages in excessive drinking, and usually isn't of age to drink

Mike Williams, the biggest lush

by Professor August 1, 2004

cc

cubic centimeters of course.

Can refer to the volume of an engine.

by Professor July 30, 2004

mirror man

Mirror man - a dude who is too fat to see his own wang so said dude must use a mirror to find it.

what the crap!?! that fat guy is using a mirror to check up on his junk!!

by Professor February 16, 2005

Ossett

Small industrial town in West Yorkshire. Half-way between Wakefield and Dewsbury - two of the greatest piles of shit in the world - but it is a fairly normal town itself.

"Where's Ossett?"

"How the fuck can you not know where Ossett is? It's a circle of life in the land of death"

by Professor January 10, 2004

Dry Wrench

To fack or make out without LUBE

Hey Lina, Can i Dry Hump You.

by Professor November 14, 2003

butterfly effect

Theory that everything matters. That even the flutter of a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane on the otherside of the world. If you change even the smallest of life's details, you completely change its outcome.

You should go see the movie butterfly effect.

by Professor July 17, 2004

nietzsche

A philosopher who has never had a decent critique written of him, yet is still excluded, due to his opposition to Christianity, democracy, socialism, utilitarianism and other stupid theories.

Critiques of Nietzsche never get any better than the bollocks you see above

by Professor January 10, 2004