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skankyflirttomuch-osis 

a disease where one flirts uncontrollably; where one will flirt with others without even trying
Sarah: Who's that girl?
Alyssa:That's Courtney. She always likes to hang out with the boys because she has skankyflirttomuch-osis.
skankyflirttomuch-osis by ang4polo August 24, 2010
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Gay-osis 

Oh no, looks like you have contracted Gay-osis. This is a contagious incurable disease that is a result of watching too much internet pron. This being said, all men on the internet will eventually become gay-ized. Now that you are infected, your only choices is to attend a gay support group. good luck.
Guy 1: Damn man, I've been watching so much porn lately
Guy 2: Careful man, you might contract Gay-osis

Guy 1: My wifes vagina isn't appealing to me anymore...
Guy 2: Oh, too bad, you seem to have contracted Gay-osis from watching too much internet porn
Gay-osis by ZenZombie August 21, 2010

Sir Osis of Liver

A world-renowned and highly-esteemed hepatologist.
I seem to recall during our last session, Sir Osis of Liver,
that you had warned me against the dangers of drinking vodka for breakfast. Do you think we could go over that again?
a condition caused by extended exposure to immense homosexuality. Symptoms include tearing out hair and beating of the head spontaneously against the wall.
Don't watch that movie, you might catch fag-osis.
fag-osis by nocure913 August 1, 2007

Cock-c-osis Breath 

Having both cockbreath and halitosis breath at the same time, which makes your mouth foul in any way, shape or form.
Janice's breath was so foul after sucking my dick last night and not brushing her teeth for a week, she had a terrible case of cock-c-osis breath.
An "advanced" form of I-itis.
Disgusted adult sitting on a park bench: Look at that spoiled-rotten kid on the playground! He's got the worst case of me-osis that I've ever seen!
me-osis by QuacksO August 14, 2018
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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