Osheen

Sexy, irresistable, a gift to mankind

I wish i could be Osheen just for a day

by UrbanDict. October 8, 2004

Osheen

The one friend that keeps blaming you for everything she has ever done...
That one friend who takes a chance to embarrass you in front of ppl every chance she gets and then ditches you and ghosts you....

She is the one who will backstab you and then never approach you again leaving you hurt

Don't be like Every osheen

by Voodoo_moon November 30, 2024

Public Obsheenity

Getting caught in public with drugs, booze, hookers, and porn stars.

Man, I miss Vegas. You could walk down the street doing whatever you want and never get charged with Public Obsheenity.

by Vapor S. Thompson March 20, 2011

Osteentatious

Showy; pretentious. Interested in the cosmetic. Preaches but doesn't practice what he preaches.

Joel had a chance to open up his church to suffering Houstonians. He reminded us all how osteentatious he is when he chose to lock his TV mega-church up instead.

by Mr. Dyche August 28, 2017

Joel Osteen

A inspirational speaker who is over paid and takes money from anyone and everyone. Someone who had to endure public lashouts against him to motivate him to do the right thing. An actual piece of human shit.

I just took the biggest joel osteen.

by thatjedikid_ August 30, 2017

Joel Osteen

A born again Christian who runs the largest Christian church in the United States. He and his father founded "Prosperity Gospel Christianity". His primary message is that if you are a "good Christian", you will make money, and that the bible says you should make money and be rich. When, in fact, the bible says exactly the opposite, and it is something that Jesus explicitly warned against.

He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.

"Did you make it to church today? Joel Osteen sure had a wild service."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."

by Roudydogg1 March 23, 2019

Oshuen

A sexy light skin that is good at basketball also smells good and has a good personality and a huge 🍆 to be young also he is very streets smart to be young he know his block very well.

He is just like oshuen.

by Younginthestreets June 16, 2018