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chuma okafor
My future husband (hopefully). He's somewhat reserved but at the same time hes outgoing and it drives a lot of people insane. Handsome, charming, relaxed but also friendly, hes the perfect package. BBC energy and has a cute ass smile anybody will be lucky to get railed by him. #CHHS23 <3
chuma okafor is m1llion
chuma okafor by January 9, 2023
Okafor’s law
Have you ever wondered why Girls especially will always accept to be ''On gives by their 'EX'??
Have you ever wondered why married men and women still cannot resist that one guy they dated far back in the uni??
Ladies and GentleBabes, i bring you...
Okafor's Law of Congodynamics
C 1 P = C ∞
It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C 1 ) , it can always be shined (C ∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.(emphasis on properly). In other words, "....a woman once knacked, can be reknacked..."
Just like we say "water finds its level"
Which is not exactly how Achimedes narrated his contemplation, of all things floatation.
In scientific circles, opinion is divided as to whether it is actually a law or just a hypothesis. There is a large body of evidence to suggest that it is a law but there are others who think it is merely a hypothesis and does not take into account other variables such as M (marital status), O(opportunity) and F (Financial status) of either one or both of the parties.
In lay-mans term what the above jargons simply mean is dat.
A hole once drilled, drilled properly even when closed up can always be found and can be drilled forever'
if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc..)
Have you ever wondered why married men and women still cannot resist that one guy they dated far back in the uni??
Ladies and GentleBabes, i bring you...
Okafor's Law of Congodynamics
C 1 P = C ∞
It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C 1 ) , it can always be shined (C ∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.(emphasis on properly). In other words, "....a woman once knacked, can be reknacked..."
Just like we say "water finds its level"
Which is not exactly how Achimedes narrated his contemplation, of all things floatation.
In scientific circles, opinion is divided as to whether it is actually a law or just a hypothesis. There is a large body of evidence to suggest that it is a law but there are others who think it is merely a hypothesis and does not take into account other variables such as M (marital status), O(opportunity) and F (Financial status) of either one or both of the parties.
In lay-mans term what the above jargons simply mean is dat.
A hole once drilled, drilled properly even when closed up can always be found and can be drilled forever'
if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc..)
Okafor’s law by Uncleplugg January 9, 2019
Osahon
Osahon is Nigeria name from Edo origin meaning God Hears my prayer. He is an enthusiastic ambitious kind hearted guy, generous and fearless; once he is determined to do something, he will make every effort to achieve the goal. Osahon is fiercely loyal and won't tear down friends or divulge their secrets.
Osahon
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