Ortwin 

Ortwin is the best name in the univers only people who are at the Top level of the life have this wonderfull name

Look at Ortwin he is everything you need

Ortwin by Oitmen September 18, 2022

orthin

He's a little shy but insanely outgoing
around his friends. He can make anyone laugh,
knows how to treat a girl right and is loves
cuddling. He genuinely cares about everyone
he loves and loves everyone. If you get to really
know him you'll realize he's a deep, insecure
and one of the most amazing friends you will
ever make in your entire life. He'd make the
most amazing boyfriend in the history of
man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't
afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants.
If you ever have the privileged to have him in
your life don't take it for granted and never let
go of him as a friend or anything else. He
knows what to say, when to say it, and how to
say it. He's a good listener and gives the best
advice. He never judges or makes you feel like
you're nothing. He has the most beautiful blue
eyes you've ever seen and is the easiest person
to love ever. He's pretty much every girl's
dream guy and more. Incredibly rare down to
earth human being and is just plain awesome.

orthin nice and funny

orthin by orthin November 22, 2021

Orting 

A small town an hour and a half drive from Seattle usually driven thru by white families on their way to mt. Ranier full of wiggers, potheads and more racist white trash than you'd expect in a metropolitan state like Washington about 4 black kids in the entire school system and even fewer Asians considered a shithole by 90% of kids that live here

Full of kids that talk about fighting all day buy get into about one fight every two years, everyone here never seems to have money or pot and even when you get it it's about the only place in america where people will take your money and give you nothing back the reason for this is the fact that the kids buying bud usually have more money to spare from their flowing allowances they get from their parents that are too busy working at a job 20 miles away that they don't realize their child is a stoner

Me: damn how fuckin hard is it to get good weed around here

Friend: this is fucking orting there's no such thing as good bud

Me: yeah fuck this town

Orting by Cracky Ninja August 24, 2009

Orting 

A town in Washington state, situated near the foot of Mt. Rainier where the Carbon and Puyallup rivers meet. Originally formed for loggers and farmers, which is why there are used to be so many farms. Over the past several years, the farms have turned into housing developments and terrible traffic in the mornings.

No one's ever heard of Orting unless they live there, and except a few people from the surrounding towns when they vaguely remember they drove through it on their way to some remote mountain destination.

Filled with white trash, lots of emos kids, druggies, potential suicides, pre/teen sex, high school football and Carhartt jackets. The housing developments have added some more 'normal' families intent on living in a place with the beautiful scenic views--except it was only there before all the houses were added into the valley.

Also has the Orting Trail, which used to be a railroad and was changed into a paved trail. Not only that, but if Mt. Rainier explodes, it's supposed to function as the escape route from the lahar for grade schoolers. Good luck with that, kiddies.

Anywhere 20 miles or more from Orting city limits:

"So, where're you from?"

"Orting."

"...Where's that?"

"Near Mt. Rainier... and Sumner, Bonney Lake, Buckley, Enumclaw, etc."

"Oh!"

"No way! You've actually heard of it??"

"...I think I drove through it once."

Orting by cracktastic March 28, 2009

orting 

the act of being excessivly loud, annoying, obnoxious and/or drunk

pertains to the chant "ORT! ORT! ORT!"

Stop orting in my face!

You just orted everywhere, you must have spilt about five gallons of ort.

Ort! Ort! Ort!

orting by kunde September 3, 2006

Orting Heimlich Maneuver 

(Commonly called “The Orting”)

A sexual activity whereby a female penetrates a man with a strap-on from behind in an upright standing position while reaching her hands around his torso & seizing his penis in a vice-like grip. She then aggressively performs a motion similar to the Heimlich Maneuver until the man ejaculates.

The “Orting Heimlich” differs from ordinary standing rear-penetration by requiring the female penetrator to possess unusually strong & developed thigh & bicep muscles to perform the repeated lifting & strong squeezing motions required to bring the recipient to orgasm.

Because of the high risk of injury to the recipient, many women use the act as an early litmus test for prospective long-term male partners.

HISTORY:
Named for it’s widespread popularity & believed origin in the city of Orting, WA, whose early industry included logging & coal mining. Women historically represented a larger percentage of the workforce in these industries locally than the national average, which may explain how they were physically capable of performing the maneuver.

While dildos made from standard toy material (silicone etc.) are most commonly used, it’s believed that early toys were made from polished Walnut & Sandalwood.

POPULARITY:
Despite being a popular activity (especially with the women of Orting), it is still largely considered taboo & is rarely spoken about openly, even in its originating city.

“Dude she gave me the Orting Heimlich Maneuver last night. I’m literally going to have to sleep on my side for a week”

“After a long day of cutting down trees & changing my own oil, I can’t wait to go home and give my boyfriend the Orting Heimlich.”

“If he can’t handle the Orting, he isn’t worth courting.”

Orting Heimlich Maneuver by Orden_Isu February 14, 2022

orwin 

Orwin (or also called Norwin/Daddy) Is very sheeesh, most likely to get laid from your GF. Travels the world and will eventually save the world from cheese. Speaks more then 3 and has more chromosomes then you. Hahah that’s a joke, no one does. Sheesh is the title which must be spoken before this name is been called.

Orwin I am stuck. Orwin why did you eat all the meat. Cheese is poison

orwin by keineLegende April 27, 2021