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A really disgusting sexual move where the man uses his penis to caress his own mouth to "turn on" a pig. Technically known as doing the orton.
"I just did this sick orton maaaaaaaaaan!!!!, because the pig was annoying me!"
orton by Lizm November 8, 2007
Words you can keep
Orton is a name given to a person who can be seen as autistic but not scientifically diagnosed due to there use of intelligent language
Orton: intellectual words*
Normy: wow what are you? Some kind of Orton?
Orton by BigUrban69 February 20, 2019
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orton park 

a hood located at the intersection of Lawrence Avenue East and Orton Park Road in the city of Scarborough, Toronto. There is an active blood set there but sometimes might run into "wannabe gangsters". their main opposition is Malvern, although not the entirety of Vern beef with them.
Mandem#1: I'm from OP (Orton Park)
Mandem#2: I'm from Vern (Malvern)
Mandem#1: saying you're an opp boy
Mandem#2: saying you're a bawty boy
orton park by bumbaclotpaki123 September 7, 2020

Orton Out 

To drink Jack & Coke in massive quantities like a champ.
Dude way to Orton Out last night!! You and Brennan drank a 1.75 by yourselves!!!
Orton Out by ThorCo May 12, 2009

orton park 

a hood located at the intersection of Lawrence Avenue East and Orton Park Road in the city of Scarborough, Toronto. There is an active blood set there but sometimes might run into "wannabe gangsters". their main opposition is Malvern, although not the entirety of Vern beef with them.
Mandem#1: I'm from OP (Orton Park)
Mandem#2: I'm from Vern (Malvern)
Mandem#1: saying you're an opp boy
Mandem#2: saying you're a bawty boy
orton park by bumbaclotpaki123 September 7, 2020

Orton Long 

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Orton Long by newbynewby November 2, 2023

Orton Theory

Orton Theory is a colloquial, non-academic concept used to describe long-term dysfunctional behavior within family systems, marked by cycles of instability, manipulation, and personal decline.

It typically refers to situations where a parent or guardian engages in chronic harmful behaviors—such as dishonesty, substance abuse, or neglect—over an extended period, often leading to loss of custody or breakdown of the family structure. Individuals in these scenarios may also display a strong ability to manipulate others or circumstances to avoid accountability despite ongoing consequences.

Although referenced in informal or online contexts, Orton Theory is not recognized within psychology, sociology, or any formal academic field. Instead, it serves as a descriptive label for complex issues involving addiction, behavioral patterns, and family dynamics.

Some suggest it could inform future case studies on long-term behavior, substance abuse impacts, and manipulation in relationships. However, this would require formal definition, ethical consideration, and empirical research.

Established disciplines such as family systems theory, addiction studies, and behavioral psychology provide more credible frameworks for understanding these patterns.
• “The custody case seemed like a textbook example of Orton Theory, with years of instability and manipulation finally catching up.”
• “His therapist referenced something similar to Orton Theory when discussing long-term behavioral patterns and family breakdown.”
• “People online were calling it Orton Theory—the cycle of addiction, deception, and still managing to manipulate outcomes.”
• “If researchers ever formalize Orton Theory, cases like this would likely be studied in depth.”
Orton Theory by PoonSniffer April 8, 2026
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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