Ortonomi

To us “ortonomi” means giving you the freedom to perfect other parts of your business or careers while we handle growing your audience mainly via paid advertising through social medias such as Instagram , Tiktok , Facebook… whatever suits your niche and audience demographic 🙃

“Did you hear about that new marketing agency , ortonomi? They really weren’t lying about how impactful adverts are when it comes to boosting audiences and demand ❤️”

Ortonomi by Ortonomi August 6, 2022

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orgonomics

The science of sexual position design for the purpose of minimizing fatigue and discomfort

If Sally had learned about orgonomics before she tried the wheelbarrow, Bert might have been able to plow her all night long

orgonomics by jedediah smith February 28, 2009

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Octonomic

Someone who runs over their Ex-wife/Girlfriend with an automobile to get revenge.

"Did you hear on the news about that Octonomic guy with the range rover?

Octonomic by Witch Savannah November 11, 2018

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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