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lisa orender 

1.An asshole, who has a terrible sense of humor, and insult others on a daily basis. also, has commitment issues.

2. Person who brings strange men home to introduce to her roommate and forces both of them to watch scary movies, because she's a pussy ass bitch.

3. A Lisa Orender is quite helpful with word puzzles, so invite her to your morning coffee and newspaper reading.
Courtney: Quit playing. You're acting like a Lisa Orender.

Tiffany: I really wish I had a Lisa Orender around to help me with this puzzle.
lisa orender by Marbar8597 February 27, 2017
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A girl with a large heart...
A very good artistic director,she loves the art... she's a person who loves from the heart, if you meet an Orode never let her go
Joe: Whoa josh you're always smiling all the time...is there an Orode in your life
Josh: yup... she's unique
orode by MUNJ Benigna August 16, 2018
My musings and ponderings ❤️ I love to myself and oonde.
oonde by Oonde May 16, 2018
A man with a huge fucking cock and pocket
Look! There is orandel
orandel by Friggery November 22, 2021
Someone with absolutely god-awful luck. This can manifest itself in many ways, but usually in drunken misadventures that cause mass hilarity for everyone else.
Shit man, you have luck like Ormonde.
Ormonde by KHKbetapledge April 25, 2011
Jim: See that guy he's an Orande
Carl: Oh shit run
orande by dieiraq April 6, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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