Orkimedes is the most powerful forcenature has to offer.
Orkimedes can often occur at the most inappropriate moment leading to the deaths of all those present when he appears.
Billy and Joe were having a great timeswimming in the lake until Orkimedes appeared and sliced them both in twain with his indestructible mohawk
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)