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ortoning 

To sit and mope while others do better than you
During the last Broncos game, everyone was #tebowing except Kyle Orton. He was #ortoning.
ortoning by nuprs November 3, 2011
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Orgonite 

Mixing catalyzed organic fiberglass resin with inorganic metal shavings, poured into small molds such as paper cups and muffin pans, would produce a substance which would attract etheric energy similarly to Wilhelm Reich's orgone accumulators.

Orgonite generates Orgone energy. They work like an environmental ionizer. They change the energy of a place.

Different forms of orgonite are coined as Holy Handgrenades also called HHGs, a Monty Python term. They are usually made in cone or pyramid shapes. They are put in areas where bad energy is present, such as vortex, homes, areas of bad activitiy, etc.

Towerbusters are smaller forms of orgonite pieces, used to place in gardens, areas where microwaves are excessive, comuputers, computer terminals, television sets, and more.

Orgonite Cloudbusters are a large scale device based on a Wilhelm Reich cloudbuster, but are more user friendly and less dangerous to the operator. It's also referred to as a ChemBuster CB. It helps change the energy of the environment. It's purpose is to dispel chemtrails also known as chemtrail trails from aerial aerosol spraying from planes.
We have 5 orgonite cloudbusters in our area.
Orgonite by The Women Warriors February 28, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026