Ordering 

When you make a purchase from the vending machine

Im ordering

I was ordering from the vending machine

Ordering by aungstmeister December 8, 2022

ordering Chinese 

When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.

But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:

Somebody order THIS DICK?!

Ordering Chinese later if you want some!

ordering Chinese by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019

ordering agency 

the ability to order something on the menu by one's own volition, without input from anybody else.

Waitress: "So, what will it be, Sid?"

Sid: "I'll let Mikey order first."

Mikey: "The Chicken Fried Rice"

Sid: "Yeah, one of that for me too."

Mikey: "You have no ordering agency..."

ordering agency by srav May 5, 2009

Ordering Pizza 

Code for buying illegal drugs.

There are special toppings used to specialize what kind of drugs are being bought.

Ex. “I'm ordering pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni” really means “I'm buying drugs, mainly ecstasy and heroine.”

See pizza.

Kate told her parents she needed money to order pizza but really was using it to buy drugs.

Ordering Pizza by Luper October 24, 2004

ordering octopus at a tapas bar 

Thinking you are going to win at fantasy football but getting schooled by someone who knows nothing about the sport.

Eric got destroyed in fantasy football. It's like he is ordering octopus at a tapas bar.

ordering octopus at a tapas bar by cockodoo September 8, 2010

Ordering wings from winghut 

Doing something in a way that proclaims to be diferent, but is in fact the exact same.

A: I don't like using doordash.
B: That's why I use Uber Eats.
A: Dude, you're Ordering wings from winghut, they're the exact same.

Ordering wings from winghut by hartle April 12, 2023

Ordering Take Out 

Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.

Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.

Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.

Ordering Take Out by TheAllyKat December 31, 2011