Ordering
Ordering by aungstmeister December 8, 2022
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ordering Chinese
When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
ordering Chinese by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019
ordering agency
Waitress: "So, what will it be, Sid?"
Sid: "I'll let Mikey order first."
Mikey: "The Chicken Fried Rice"
Sid: "Yeah, one of that for me too."
Mikey: "You have no ordering agency..."
Sid: "I'll let Mikey order first."
Mikey: "The Chicken Fried Rice"
Sid: "Yeah, one of that for me too."
Mikey: "You have no ordering agency..."
ordering agency by srav May 5, 2009
Ordering Pizza
Code for buying illegal drugs.
There are special toppings used to specialize what kind of drugs are being bought.
Ex. “I'm ordering pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni” really means “I'm buying drugs, mainly ecstasy and heroine.”
See pizza.
There are special toppings used to specialize what kind of drugs are being bought.
Ex. “I'm ordering pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni” really means “I'm buying drugs, mainly ecstasy and heroine.”
See pizza.
Ordering Pizza by Luper October 24, 2004
ordering octopus at a tapas bar
Thinking you are going to win at fantasy football but getting schooled by someone who knows nothing about the sport.
ordering octopus at a tapas bar by cockodoo September 8, 2010
Ordering wings from winghut
A: I don't like using doordash.
B: That's why I use Uber Eats.
A: Dude, you're Ordering wings from winghut, they're the exact same.
B: That's why I use Uber Eats.
A: Dude, you're Ordering wings from winghut, they're the exact same.
Ordering wings from winghut by hartle April 12, 2023
Ordering Take Out
Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.
Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.
Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.
Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.
Ordering Take Out by TheAllyKat December 31, 2011
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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