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Orc's

These creatures or Orc's usually lurk around the West End of Glasgow near a place called Mordor or Ibrox as some of these creatures call it. These hoards support a team called Rankers who play anti football and their leader is called "Waltorc the Negative". These creatures usually wreck and ruin every where they go leaving a trail of destruction like a tornado has come through the place. No Man, Woman or Child are safe as all are targets for the rampaging mob.

Please if you come in contact with one of these creatures please do not tease them or mention words like "Quad", "Minty's Super Dome" or "Kenny Miller" as this will be sure to rage the beasts and result in your untimely end...
Manchester 2008 "UEFA Cup Final" Orc's Wreck Manchester
by Surferbhoy June 13, 2008
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Orc's breath

Term used to describe horrifyingly awful-smelling farts.
That fart seriously smells like orc's breath. Like if an orc breathed on me, that would be the exact same smell as that fart.
by Bjenk March 17, 2011
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orc shit

An orc shit is a painful bowel movement. It is called orc shit because It is always accompanied by terrible noises from your anus that resemble the noises made by the orcs in the Lord of the Rings series. Death by orc shit is not common but has been known to happen to children and the elderly.
Dude, I just walked by the bathroom and I could hear Joe taking an orc shit... In not sure if he will survive.
by specialk88 September 13, 2013
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orc sex

when connor has xxx porn with his hobbit friends from middle earth
Tom: What are you doing this afternoon Connor?
Connor: Im having some orc sex
by BUMBUM August 20, 2014
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Orc Style

A style of sex where one uses teeth and rips skin from partner.
"Yo, this bitch orc styled my dick last night. I punched her in the face."
by manduhteriyaki October 12, 2009
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orc spam

The art of combining your SHs and OPs to achieve a multitude of Orcish battalions and Catas to rush your enemy and defeat them to the point of gg
im gonna orc spam yo ass elf nub
by 4d and max July 14, 2006
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