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Orange Necks

Orange Necks are kinda like Red Necks, but WAY dumber, and even MORE inbred. 😜πŸ€ͺ Orange Necks are at the very bottom of the evolutionary chain. Even dumber than Neanderthals and just barely higher than chimpanzees. πŸ’ Orange Necks rarely seek mates outside of their immediate family members. Their motto is "incest is the best!." They reside in places where your wife is also your sister. They are rabid followers of Donald Trump. They actually think that he's out for their best interest, πŸ˜‚ when in reality, he milks them for every penny, then tosses them away like a used condom.
"Man, them Orange Necks sure are dumb 😜, they actually believe every one of Trump's lies." πŸ˜‚
Orange Necks by Apachicano October 14, 2025

Orange neck 

Word to describe an innocent female that has either recently or secretly been hooking up with someone. Called an orange neck because she doesnt know how to use foundation to cover a hickey properly so her neck is orange
Girl Aβ€œOh my god did you see Kim today at school?”

Girl Bβ€œOmg yes! She was totally trying to cover up those hickeys”

Girl A β€œShe is such a sweet little Orange Neck!”
Orange neck by Greanbeen August 27, 2019

Orange County Neck Roll

A large, Floridian, African-American man's sliver of fat on the back of his neck reminiscent of a beautifully well done succulent New York Strip Steak.
Bradley is sweating an awful lot his Orange County Neck Roll looks especially greasy today.

orangeneck 

That orangeneck over there left the office floor filled with mud stains.
orangeneck by femboyrocks October 22, 2018

orangeneck 

look at that orangenecks mullet. yeehaw!
orangeneck by aquadudeh2o September 8, 2010