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oralsex

the process of bryant sucking on jesses weiner
ow yes jesse WHAT ow no its in my eye damn u bryant HEY guys (RATT MEED) WTF let me get in on this
by ratt meed December 2, 2003
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oral sex

when a guy licks a girls pussy and a girl sucks a guys dick. very pleasureable.
Shelly didn't want to get pregnant, so she decided to try oral sex. She started to play with Daren's dick by blowing, kissing and sucking his penis. He re-payed her by playing with her clit and sticking his tounge in her vagaina. They both very much enjoyed this.
by I think I might be Lesbian August 6, 2010
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Oral Sex

A way to have safe sex without using condoms
Nick sat there in his bed, needily horny. He decided to head over to Jane's house to have some sweet oral sex. When he got there, he knocked on the door. Jane answered, and he asked "Ya wanna have oral sex? She said yeah, so they went inside her room. She pulled down his pants and boxers, revealing his throbbing cock. he pulled off her shirt and her bra, then pulled down her pants and panties. She started licking nicks throbbing cock, the started sucking it. He cummed, and she licked up every last bit of it. Then Nick started licking her pussy (vagina). Hours later, at two A.M. He said "That was almost as good as real sex!" She said "Well, lets have some real sex." He got up and did the shark on her, and he fucked her really hard afterwards. Hours later, at six A.M., he left happily.
by Nick's Throbbing Cock May 9, 2019
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oral sex

Here's an orgasm, now let me go to sleep.
Jack was needily horny at 4 AM, instead of wasting half an hour on real sex, Jill decided five minutes of oral sex was in order.
by eyehateman June 19, 2011
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oral sex

Mouth to genital stimulation. Also referred to as "fellatio"- when done to a male, and "cunnilingus" when done to a female.
Example 1: Dick had oral sex with Jane. Jane had oral sex with Dick. (i.e. Dick's Dick. Pun intended).

Example 2: Jane was able perform cunnilingus on herself, much to Dick's surprise, curiosity, and delight. Quite a scene! (Jane was a contortionist and gymnast.)
by MTF January 26, 2010
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Oralsexual

Any person--gay, straight, bi, whatever--whose main or exclusive sexual interest is to give and/or receive oral sex.
Mickey mouse: Heya Goofy, want to fuck my ass?
Goofy: Hyuck, Gawrsh Mickey, I'd rather blow ya. See, I'm an oralsexual.
by GenderNeutralBathroom July 18, 2020
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oralse.cx

A parody on the shock site, goatse. When you click on it, a picture of a kitten comes up. On the same site, there is a hyperlink called 'The Weiner' and when you click on that, a picture of a weinerdog in a oversized hotdog bun comes up.
I was prepared to puke when I clicked on oralse.cx, but I saw a kitten instead of someone shooting crap out of their ass or stretching it to the size of a bowling ball.
by hydrogen December 6, 2005
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