Oral Hersheiser 

Taking a dump in a person's mouth while smacking them in the forehead with a "meat bat." While various penetrations are highly encouraged, a true Oral Hersheiser must not include sexual consummation, as the eponymous baseball player holds the record for most "scoreless innings."

"You haven't had Scheiße till you've had an Oral Hersheiser!"

Oral Hersheiser by D. Finer November 29, 2006

Oral Hershiser 

The act of eating a females booty. Used as slang, typically used with other baseball references by Dodgers fans.

:::Word breakdown:::
Oral; mouth/lick/eat
Her; female/woman/lady
Shiser; shitter/butthole/anus

My girl said she isn't changing her panties until the Dodgers win. I haven't given her oral hershiser in 2 weeks.

Oral Hershiser by Psherman4284 October 26, 2018

Oral Hershiser 

When a person inserts a baseball into a man's rectum, then performs fellatio on the man whilst he clinches on the baseball.

Piazza's rectum looks like a Babe Ruth era catcher's mitt these days! Must be all those Oral Hershisers that Keith Hernandez gave him.

Oral Hershiser by Dick Burley June 2, 2011

Oral Hershiser 

Fishing out the log you just dropped from the toilet. Find the nearest person and throw the shit like a 90 MPH fastball. It's only a strike if you hit the persons mouth.

I got so tired of this bitch running her mouth. I had to shut it so I decided to give her a Oral Hershiser. STRIKE!!!

Oral Hershiser by zaxin October 19, 2010

Oral Herschiser

After performing the chili dog, you then proceed to shove your erect feces covered man meat into her oral cavity thrusting at a medium pace. Bonus points will be rewarded upon pulling out and ejaculating in and around the mouth therefore producing a Oral Herschiser with mother fucking CHEESE!

After receiving an Oral Herschiser the night before Sally woke up with shitty breath.

Oral Herschiser by Eric,Dewey,Biggs,Kansas July 2, 2008

Oral Hershiser 

The act of a girl (or guy, for all of you Lance Bass-type people) fellating a guy, and then having the guy defecating in the girl's mouth. This is not to be confused with Orel Hershiser, a former MLB pitcher and current analyst for ESPN.

Man, Sylvanta wanted me to just orgasm in her mouth, but I gave the Oral Hershiser instead.

Oral Hershiser by Z™ August 22, 2006

oral hershiser 

The act of being fellated by a woman while standing (she's on her knees), cumming in her mouth, and pulling a quick 180 to then fire out a log into her cum-filled orifice.

Event form:
I'd been eating fiber bars all day to prepare for our Oral Hershiser.

Verb form:
She gave me oral, then I spun around and hershised that bitch.

oral hershiser by johnnyg11141983 March 17, 2008