optus

A smart person or a person who makes smart decisions
The old man was very optus about what he said

He was very optus so we made it home safely
by Hellowurld April 30, 2020
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Do an Optus

To leave corporate Internet APIs open to the internet and allow half of all Australian adults' personal information to be exported for sale on illicit marketplaces.
When mentoring a Junior Developer on security issues with their API "Make sure that API is secure - we don't want to do an Optus"
by potatopeepo October 03, 2022
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Optus

To be utterly screwed over by a telecommunications company with your personal data including driver licence numbers, passport numbers, Medicare numbers and other private stuff being handed over to random Russians.
I have been standing in a line for an hour for a new licence!

You can thank Optus! Let’s hope my home loan application doesn’t get fucked up too!
by xuster95 September 28, 2022
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Optus

you're having the worst possible day ever - no phone or internet for a whole day while other network users live a normal life which induces a very deep and real FOMO. In the example below it replaces the word "cunt" and yet is more visceral.
Chris: How's your day been?
Brad: I've had an Optus of a day!
Chris: Wow - I really feel sorry for you Bro.
by the gold watch November 25, 2023
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