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OptiMom Prime

That parent who seems to have it all in control. Not only are their kids clean and polite but they head the PTO, lead the scouts and help at all the fundraisers.
We live among the children, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them, waiting...protecting. Though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am OptiMom Prime, and I send this message to any surviving adults taking refuge among the schools: We are here. We are waiting. We will help.
OptiMom Prime by unomesowell May 20, 2010
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Optimum Prime 

Optimum Prime by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

Optimum Pride 

A Filipino meme when a guy found a truck that looks like Optimus Prime and called it "Optimum Pride", butchering the name of the Autobot icon. It is often followed with manmade transforming sound effects: "eGh auGh ehEh Eh ÆhgH".
"Hey look isn't that 'Optimum Pride'?"
"It's 'Optimus Prime you fucking idiot"
"I dont fucking care what his name is, I just know he goes eGh auGh ehEh Eh ÆhgH then becomes a robot"
Optimum Pride by GapingButthole23 November 10, 2021

Optimum Pride 

Optimus Pride that Said the Wrong way
Putangina Si Optimum Pride. Pooookenangina Si Optimum Pride uurh uurh eerh eerh eee. Babe si Optimum pride oh uurh uurh eerh eerh eee
Optimum Pride by Optimum Pride November 3, 2021

optimum pride 

When you're driving and you see a truck that looks strikingly similar to popular character Optimus Prime.
T**gina si Optimum pride puknginang yan si optimum pride oh orRrhh OrrHh Orrhh uGhh UghHh tanina babe si optimum pride oh uRrgh OrghH Uurgh
optimum pride by amogusssssssssss November 10, 2021

Optimum Pride 

Basicaly this 16 yr old Bri ish person who stopped hanging out with the homies after having sex with pyro during valentines, and now is pursuing his dream of becoming a predator on apex legends
Optimum pride kinda cringe for leaving us

Yea ngl he kinda do be
Optimum Pride by Im a Fuck February 15, 2022
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