Opranditis

A person who makes up outlandish stories and lies uncontrollably....even about the stupidest fucking littlest things. It's a serious condition, one must be a complete douche bag before contracting Opranditis. Side effects include a large Gonzo like nose and micro penis! If you know of anyone experiencing Opranditis get them help asap!

George: This stupid mother fucker lies about everything

Me: yeah....bitch ass hoe got Opranditis!

Opranditis is bad.

Opranditis by Wicked Pickle June 21, 2022

orangitis 

The clinical term for ladies who have had their tuna boxes turned orange, from the consistent rubbing of peeled oranges onto their lady parts. especially in cases where said lady is endowed with beef curtains.

"oh goodness, that poor girl, she shouldn't have done that to herself,orangitis aint nothin to play with...."

orangitis by xxxbettyhub October 29, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016