Opranditis

A person who makes up outlandish stories and lies uncontrollably....even about the stupidest fucking littlest things. It's a serious condition, one must be a complete douche bag before contracting Opranditis. Side effects include a large Gonzo like nose and micro penis! If you know of anyone experiencing Opranditis get them help asap!

George: This stupid mother fucker lies about everything

Me: yeah....bitch ass hoe got Opranditis!

Opranditis is bad.

Opranditis by Wicked Pickle June 21, 2022

orangitis 

The clinical term for ladies who have had their tuna boxes turned orange, from the consistent rubbing of peeled oranges onto their lady parts. especially in cases where said lady is endowed with beef curtains.

"oh goodness, that poor girl, she shouldn't have done that to herself,orangitis aint nothin to play with...."

orangitis by xxxbettyhub October 29, 2018