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Oppoontunity

The chance to acquire poon presents itself.
Miles: "Hey Jordan, can you hold my drink? I think I've got an oppoontunity."

Jordan: "Yeah, sure."
Oppoontunity by Miles Hackett April 24, 2008
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Oppoontunity

The chance of acquiring poon which presents itself.
Miles: "Hey Jordan, can you hold my drink? I think I've got an oppoontunity."

Jordan: "Yeah, sure."
Oppoontunity by Miles Hackett April 23, 2008

Oppoontunity

The unexpected chance to get laid.
When the girl told Chris how bad she wanted him, he took advantage of the oppoontunity.
Oppoontunity by Tiny Timoteo May 16, 2013

Equal Opportunity Offender 

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.
"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."
Equal Opportunity Offender by SWEDL January 19, 2008

you gotta seize the opportunity

you gotta take the opportunity

once said by mark lee
"To grasp this taste , grasp you .... so you gotta seize the opportunity"

opportunity cock

An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.
John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”

Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”
opportunity cock by Kim Jong deux February 1, 2019

equal opportunity lover 

An equal opportunity lover is a person that will date someone no matter their race. Other people may never date outside of their race or only date one particular race. An equal opportunity lover sees no color and has love for them all. <3
Sam only dates latina girls, but Robby loves women of all colors. Robby is an equal opportunity lover for sure. Sam's probably a racist. :/
equal opportunity lover by jkilla October 21, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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