open your mouth

Something that horny Germans say while making jerk-off motions with their hands.

Marian said "open your mouth"

open your mouth by jizzer May 13, 2005

close your eyes and open your mouth 

A fun game boys play with drunk girls.

Maria said, "Every time I get drunk and a boy says close your eyes and open your mouth, I get a big fat cock in the mouth!"

close your eyes and open your mouth by Buck Wild Nuts June 4, 2016

chewing gum with your mouth open 

annoying af

Gary: stop chewing gum with your mouth open, are you insane?!
David: what's the big deal? it doesn't hurt anyone.
Gary: its annoying af!

chewing gum with your mouth open by Video2Video June 18, 2020

Your mouth is open 

Speaking without authority or unclearly.

Usually used amongst friends, can be a merciful out for a person who starts talking and realizes halfway through their speech that they haven't a clue what the point they were trying to make was.

Your stoned friend who keeps endlessly blabbing on and on about the blue dophins of conciousness holding his eyelids open with a toothpick could be quickly shut up by being told "Dude - your mouth is open!"

Your mouth is open by jjthemick May 18, 2006