Open Chest!

when you see your unsuspecting friend with his hands at his sides, you walk up to him and yell Open Chest! and you punch him in the chest as hard as you can..CAUTION! usually results in impaired breathing and chest pains for a few hours.

You: Hey Adam
Adam: Whats up?
You: Open Chest! (punch)

Open Chest! by rim shot May 14, 2005

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open chest

A game played by manly (I use this term very loosely) teenage boys, where, if someone doesn't walk around all day with their arms protecting their chest, they will be slapped or punched in the chest.

If you play this game, you have likely never grown ball hair.

These retarded ass kids were playing open chest at lunch today. It made me feel ashamed to be a minor. Shit, a human.

open chest by voorheez January 17, 2008

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open chest

when someone receives a punch to the chest because their chest was left unprotected.

i got a bad bruise on my chest because donte got me with open chest earlier

open chest by oxdanig November 2, 2007

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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