opaque 

Occasionally used as slang for "absurd" or "nonsensical".

"So the rabbit went into the dishwasher."
"What are you saying, man? You're really opaque - get some sleep!"

opaque by Purple Donkey September 3, 2009

Opaque 

When something is not as good as it could be/should be

Man, that concert last night was kinda Opaque.

Opaque by Poiiop#1 February 16, 2022

opaque 

People can't see through you 'Oh ure so opaque get lost'

'Oh ure so opaque get lost'

opaque by Sam Freezer May 15, 2005

Opaque 

Very cranky, oblivious, or uptight.

1. Hey, Craig is being so opaque!

Opaque by Sky the Cat October 30, 2017

Opaque Ghost

An ugly sad boi you know. Usually watches anime and gets stoned all day. Often travel in packs at music venues.

1st girl: "Hey do you know opaque ghost?"
2nd girl: "You mean that sad boi? I heard there are 5 of them now."

Opaque Ghost by Mr. Guillermo December 18, 2019

opaque deer 

An animal, usually portrayed as blocking tweets with its own body, which can turn clear upon call to do so.

I can't see what you're saying! Turn the opaque deer clear!

opaque deer by rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 28, 2024

Turn the Opaque Deer Clear!

A phrase commented under tweets to make the opaque clear blocking the tweet. (usually Elon Musk’s) As more people comment it, the opaque deer becomes slightly more clear until it is gone.

Elon’s Tweet: “Amazing that Ozempic is actually affecting @Walmart food sales! While no drug is without side effects, health problems associated with obesity almost certainly exceed the risks of GLP-1 agonists.”
Opaque Deer: Blocking the Tweet
ScoobyDoo69: “Turn the opaque deer clear!”
Jim Minion: “Turn the opaque deer clear!”

Turn the Opaque Deer Clear! by SillyGuy89_ February 18, 2026