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The weird, obnoxiously, profane things that Oohlalaa does on the interwebs!
She pulled another oohism today!
oohism by ImaybesugEr January 24, 2021

ooh i have a pocketknife

pocketknifes are useful tools for getting out of sticky situations. metaphorically, if you say “ooh i have a pocketknife” you mean that you have just thought of a way to get out of a sticky situation. it could also mean that you literally have a pocketknife on hand
example one:

person 1: i don’t want to go to the party because my ex will be there and we planned on going together

person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife! you could come with me to my sister’s preschool graduation!

example 2:

person 1: i need something to cut this rope
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife!

oohing and aahing

The act of exclaiming `ooh', esp in admiration or surprise. To exclaim in pleasure, satisfaction, surprise, or great joy.
When he pulled the stopper out of the bottle, she began oohing and aahing over the aroma it released.
oohing and aahing by michw6 August 6, 2014
The cutest baby pillow on the frickin planet
The baby shower is for oohie
Oohie by Seal Queen July 9, 2019
Every time I tell Danny no, he starts oohing like a little beeatch."

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026