onofrio
Jack: I think may come to that party you mentioned.
Ryan: Shut up you know you about to pull an Onofrio
Ryan: Shut up you know you about to pull an Onofrio
onofrio by Slick-prick January 25, 2016
Tim D'onofrio
An amazing drummer who makes YouTube drum covers, more-so Avenged Sevenfold covers. He looks like Avenged Sevenfold guitarist Zacky Vengeance, and sings like "The Rev". Any band would be lucky to have him as a drummer. He should be compared to Cobus Potgieter, Mike Portnoy and maybe even "The Rev".
1: Have you heard of the YouTube drummer Tim D'onofrio?
2: No, show me some of his shit!
**Shows "Nightmare" drum cover**
2: I think the brightness of his future just blinded me.
- Jimmy Lanz
2: No, show me some of his shit!
**Shows "Nightmare" drum cover**
2: I think the brightness of his future just blinded me.
- Jimmy Lanz
Tim D'onofrio by jimmylanz September 18, 2011
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Onorio
Onorio by magnum cock February 7, 2010
Onorio
Onorio, as i write this i have already deleted whole paragraphs three or four times.
I try to come up with something funny, crazy, witty or cool. light up this place. donate joy. playfulness. carefreeness.
it only works for so long. or: it won't work today. because my empty hand is constantly reminded of the hand that is missing. my skin is conscious of the lack of resistance it can lean against. my eyes are hungry for the physical you. my lips my nose my neck my belly my thighs my hair. my tongue my voice my ears my bottom my dreams my chest my plans my joy my life. Onorio. explain to me what it is that you're scheming. so that i can understand and go with you.
Yours,
Ofelia
I try to come up with something funny, crazy, witty or cool. light up this place. donate joy. playfulness. carefreeness.
it only works for so long. or: it won't work today. because my empty hand is constantly reminded of the hand that is missing. my skin is conscious of the lack of resistance it can lean against. my eyes are hungry for the physical you. my lips my nose my neck my belly my thighs my hair. my tongue my voice my ears my bottom my dreams my chest my plans my joy my life. Onorio. explain to me what it is that you're scheming. so that i can understand and go with you.
Yours,
Ofelia
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