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ONLYUSEmeBLADE 

ONLYUSEmeBLADE is a YouTube Commentator for Call Of Duty games. His IRL job is a bar bouncer, but he also works for Machinima. What Makes him different is the fact that he only uses the knife feature in the games. He has a catch phrase "I only Knife people when I stab them". He is known for his humor and calmness. He has a series that he puts up every Sunday called Chill Sunday Commentary(even though most people watch them on Mondays due to the lateness it's posted). His Name is often made fun of with other comical names depending on the situation. They Could be hateful names or just weird. Blade is what people call him for short. Blade has 400k subscribers on YouTube
when playing call of duty, Amateurs or people who attempt to knife the whole game will be known as an ONLYUSEmeBLADE wanna be or will be made fun of.
ONLYUSEmeBLADE by NateDaGreat561 August 17, 2011
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Onlyusemeblade 

A muppet of a man also known by his drunk alcohol yager monster form "lit romney" is a 6:2 170-320 pound italian american. He has sexually assaulted underage girls, groped woman, cheated with woman he knew were married, and has gone on long racist rants. His legs have smelly rotten holes and his muscles are destroyed. He says he can beat people up but will get pummeled and dominated by a 5:9 100lb crackhead. His penis was small but due to excessive smoking, drinking, obesity, and age lost its function. He is taken care of by a retarded woman known as big hand becky, who had a military husband kill himself, a 30 year old stable son, and a trans 15 year old daughter who she brought along to be with her and blade as 3 cartel members tried cucking him. She doesn't try to stop his behavior and tries to keep him alive, like trying to use tape to fix the titanic. He deletes all criticism of him or people trying to save woman , young girls, and others from his rampages, banning them on sight and only wants people to mindlessly praise him. In the meanwhile he groans, calls people stupid, and whines. He is the most miserable being on the internet and will be dead by 2030 if not sooner no matter what, no one should feel sorry for him or think "he should get help" all help failed and public execution or an insane asylum is the next best option.
A high school girl got groped by some fat ugly delusional drunk retard, I think it was onlyusemeblade, that youtuber.
Onlyusemeblade by Necrozma Beam September 4, 2022
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