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onion fuck

n. UN'yun fuk - A woman with a hot body, but an ugly face. Derived from the fact that before you fuck her, you'd like to raise her skirt above her head and tie a rope around it to keep it in place, thereby creating an onion-dome shape.

v. - To actually fuck such a woman in such a manner.
Dopey guy, walking behind woman with hot body: "Whoa, I'd like to get sassy with that chassis!"

Same dopey guy, after seeing same woman turn around to reveal her butt-ugly face: "Damn, an onion fuck! I wonder if she'll let me onion fuck her."
onion fuck by maximum g December 9, 2008
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Onion Fuck

When a couple rubs onions all over their body before they have sex in order to make things sexier.
I’m totally going to onion fuck this girl...
Onion Fuck by evandagoon April 4, 2020

french onion fuck (FOF)

a white-french person who uses his white privilege to get what he wants and his french heritage to be a victim when he gets called out
Mika you’re such a goddamn french onion fuck!

God you’re such a french onion fuck (FOF)

onion fucked 

the art of taking a girl's long skirt and pulling it up over her head and tying it. then proceding to fuck her while shes trapped in her "onion bag"
"man that girl is so ugly she should only be onion fucked!"

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026